People who lie

The fact that through out history people have been doing terrable shit to each other...can't we all just get along

People who pollute the enviroment

People who tell you to "settle down" when you're not even upset

People who say they can leave the planet at any time but for some reason stick around... what the hell? this planet sucks due to humans so leave already and take me with you!

people who steal your time-ship and leave you stranded in the 21st century...give it back, it's not funny anymore

people who say goodbye to each piece of garbage they throw out

People Who Rip Off Tags And Leave Gaping Holes In Their Shirts... They're called SCISSORS! Use them!

People who cough up wads of phlegm and then they show it to you.

People who sic their dogs on you... Why can't you feed them like normal people?

People Who Pull Their Pants To Their Chins

Doing something stupid and realizing it just as you click OK

When the computer seems to slow down for no apparent reason

Computers

people that drive so close to you that you can't even see there license plate, when you're going way over the speed limit.

slow drivers

People that say I'm sorry for things they didn't do. I do this all the time but it still annoys me when other people do it

People that say one thing one min and then say something the exact opposite the next, so you don't have a clue what they want

My vcr( tapes always get stuck in it and I have to take the top of to get them out every time I play a tape)

Video Tapes in general. I don't like rewinding them. For this reason I buy DVD's

People who think they're better then everyone else

Republicans

Pop ups

Spywear

Error messages

Java script

My computer not working right and I don't know how to fix it

Windows95

Windows xp

When you're waiting in a line of traffic for hours and people drive up the shoulder and expect you to let them in

Microsoft

Bill gates

George W. Bush

Closed minded people

People that feel the need to stalk me, even when they know I'm not interested

People who make messes and don't clean them up

When they put bananas in my strawberry smoothie, when I specifically say no bananas

Snow

Cold weather

Hot weather

Insomnia

Fire alarms going off in the middle of the night

The Sims on-line, when it doesn't work right

The Sims , when you have spent hours on it and then it freezes and you lose all the changes that you have made

Pop up messages on websites that ask you if you would like to make that site your homepage

People who grab my steering wheel while I'm driving, for no reason at all

My grandmother

Racists

Religious people who try to convert others ( I don't care what they believe as long as they don't try to pass that belief on to me)

Religious people who give little kids candy to get them to learn there beliefs ( brainwashing if you ask me)

Spam mail

Telemarketers

People who pick on others just because they are different then they are or they don't understand them

English essays

When people say "life isn't fair"

When people don't turn off their cell phone and it rings in the middle of class

People who try to tell me what to do

My computer

My computer

My computer

When I answer the phone by saying hello and the other person says "yeah" yeah what you called me!

CDs that skip

People who pick up their cell phone and call someone right in the middle of your conversation with them and then tell you to be quit because they're talking

Writing this list

People who don't answer my questions

People with no sense of humor

People who put things on there mufflers to make them obsessively loud because they think it's cool

Dirty dishes

Girls who say they're ugly just so they can hear you say how beautiful or hot they are

When the internet doesn't work

Country music

The teletubbies

Blues clues

Barney

Parents that don't pay any attention to their kids

Parents that abuse their kids

Over protective parents

Secrets

The way they package DVD's so there are stickers on all the edges that you have to pull off like the shrink wrap around it isn't enough

Printers

People who im me and ask me what I'm doing. I'm talking to them, that's what I'm doing!!!

When I can't sleep no matter what I do

People who don't know when they have had enough to drink

People who don't like me when they haven't even met me

Britney spears

People who get mad at me if I don't immediately say hi to them as soon as I see their screen name sign on

People who expect me to do this

People who start crying because they got a 99 on a test instead of a hundred

The building limit on the ps2 version of the Sims

Commercials

People who won't pay for something they can get for free and are happy with only getting only 3 TV channels 2 of which don't come in clearly

People I have to sensor myself around

Professor Holfer

People who get up before 10 in the morning if they don't have to

People who go to bed before midnight

People who call me before 10 and wake me up for something unimportant

People who yell at me for staying up all night. If I could sleep I would

Beer bottles that you have to use a bottle opener to open

The legal drinking age being 21 instead of 18

Waiting in lines

Waiting in general

Homework

People who ignore me for long amounts of time until they find out I have something they want

People who don't care about anything

People who lie to me

Parents that lie to their children

Compulsive liars

the words there, their , and they're. I always get them mixed up

the English language

English 101

People who don't take their shoes off when they come in my room and track mud all over the place

Washing clothes

Non chargeable batteries

Things that run on non chargeable batteries

Rap music

When you go to the bank and they won't give you any money because you don't have any id on you, but you have your atm card. But they make you go to the atm instead of just giving you the money

Atms because they only give you 20 dollar bills

When you can buy porn without being id'd but can't go to a rated R movie without showing them your id

People who send you e-mail written in yellow font on a white background, how do they expect me to read that

The fact that some of the nicest people are the ones treated the worst

Thinking about all the things that annoy me

Installing things on my computer

When my computer does weird things and I have to restart it

People taking my picture

Mondays

Mornings

The sound alarm clocks make

People who don't listen to me

People who leave entire song lyrics as away messages

The fact that it's now 7 in the morning and I still can't sleep

Gas prices

Shopping

When they make my mac and cheese with cheddar cheese instead of American

Myself. I'm annoying everyone with this list